RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. (Or that is awesome)

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Sara needs a loving, playful home." Okay then.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Sara looks like grandpa in Flickr" XD

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Sara Says brings you great lesson plans"

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Sara wants to feed aquafina the goldfish" WTF?

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Sara does buisness class" XD YES! Flight of the Conchords fans should know this signifigance!!

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Sara hates their old music"

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Sara asks nick to be her boyfriend and sings to him"

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: "SAra goes for a pony ride."

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Sara likes smut" XD OH yes.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Sara eats children" NO! I'm not pedobear!!!

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Sara wears her heart on her sleeve"

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: "Sara was arrested for cutting buckets of water that would put out the fire" WTF?